how the ☯✞soft grinch✞☯ stole christmas
When he comes in your mouth, swallow and look lustfully into his eyes and whisper “I can’t believe it’s not butter”
there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world
I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men
Just a reminder that you’re whole without someone else. You are not a fraction. You’re a complete master piece all by yourself and you do not need anyone else to validate your existence.
Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in your car to all the songs you used to listen to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good